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Calm As Ever Flaming Skull Shirt
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Calm As Ever Flaming Skull Shirt

A darkly funny flaming skull shirt for adults who meet everyday stress with deadpan humor. The design features a three-quarter charcoal skull, vivid hot-pink flames emerging from both eye sockets, and the words “CALM AS EVER” beneath the artwork. Seafoam is the lead color, offering clear contrast for the distressed…

$30.99

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MaterialComfort Colors 1717: 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² garment-dyed fabric.
Fit / sizeUnisex fit; sizes S, M, L, XL, 2XL. Compare the listing's garment measurements with a T-shirt you own.
CareMachine wash cold; do not bleach. Tumble dry low. Follow the garment care label.
DeliveryMade to order. Current production and delivery estimates appear in the Etsy listing before payment.
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A darkly funny flaming skull shirt for adults who meet everyday stress with deadpan humor. The design features a three-quarter charcoal skull, vivid hot-pink flames emerging from both eye sockets, and the words “CALM AS EVER” beneath the artwork. Seafoam is the lead color, offering clear contrast for the distressed grunge illustration. It makes a relatable overthinking gift for a stressed friend, partner, coworker, or family member who insists everything is under control.

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